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YOU FORGOT THE BEST ONE
god damn it
I’ve got 99 problems and 98 of them can be attributed to poor time management and self control.
if u don’t have a good sense of humour then i’m sorry we can’t be friends
i hate it when u sharpen ur pencil hella sharp and then right when u put pressure on it, it breaks like wtf pencil do ur job
maybe the little bruises and cuts that show up on your body seemingly out of nowhere are actually little injuries that happened to your soulmate and you get the same marks on your skin as them
write a book